February 2012
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The Accurate Origin of Mr. Crusty Bottoms II
regeneratingdegenerate:
Deadpool looked around at the teenagers poking fun and laughing at his scooter motorbike. He had this trouble before, back in one of Momma Simone’s issues. It wasn’t funny then and it certainly wasn’t funny now. Turning to the loud and obnoxious college students he shouted various obscenities about their mothers and told them to stick various objects in very specific...
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The Accurate Origin of Mr. Crusty Bottoms II
regeneratingdegenerate:
Deadpool had decided that today was a day as good as any to go down to a pet store and get a cat to live with and throw some love at. Sure it was still cold and the weather wasn’t the best, but he was bored and needed out of the apartment, despite only moving back in the night before; plus the Medusa head was starting to stink the place out a little.
Climbing on his new...
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regeneratingdegenerate:
#deadpool why don’t yo udo this to me #unf
Well then.
hey.
hey you can’t blame me.
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Doctor: You say you're experiencing constant pain. Where does it hurt?
Me: Everything
Me: Everything hurts
Doctor: Whe-
Me: My ships are sinking
Me: All of them
Me: All of my ships
Doctor: Oh fuck, you're one of those people
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subitoallegra:
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#mass effect #garrus #that is a Shakespeare reference #or a reference to part of a line from a famous speech anyway #COOKIES FOR THE PERSON WHO KNOWS WHAT IT IS
moonlightstrike reblogged your photoset: madsabroo: Oh Garebear. I wish I could quit…
Aww shit, a Macbeth reference! and SWEET BBY. PRECIOUS BBY. ILU GARRUS, IT’S OKAY. I WILL LOVE YOU AND MAKE...
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On the ME3 multiplayer demo...
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unidentifiedspoon:
I decided to finally start using voice chat and warned a guy when he was getting snuck up on by a Phantom. Here’s what happened…
“thanks man—oh my god wait you’re a girl”
“holy shit what there are no girls on the internet lol”
“hey will you let me suck your tits”
And just as I was about to disconnect, guess what happens?
“Hello, dears,...
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blandz started following you
Hello. oAo
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Anonymous asked: oh hell yeah!
I see norman on my TV and almost audibly sob. LOL
fml didn’t get to see him ;_;
Mila Jovovich is perfect.
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littlestarlolo:
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limiculous:
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Listen tumblr, I know we all love Robert Downey,...
succubus-lilith:
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avengethedinosaurs:
Can we just take a second to talk about how hot his eighteen-year-old son is? I mean, really. Not only is he RDJ’s progeny, he’s also only 18, which is way less creepy than being in love with the 46-year-old Downey. Seriously, look at him. Boy’s fine.
I’m totally cool with RDJ being my father-in-law
LET’S DO THIS
*_*
Holy shit...
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can never watch titanic again because there was...
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quality blog: starts following me
me: wait what are you doing
any blog really: starts following me
me: wait what are you doing
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thetravman replied to your photoset: HOW THE HELL DID THIS GET SO MANY NOTES? THIS WAS…